Jaimey: Excuse me! Excuse me! Can I get a cherry!?
Sarah's dad: I just found about 4 husbands for you Sarah.
Bartender (to Sarah): You have the same last name as that guy. Is that your husband? [points to her dad]
Wendy (not drunk): What are eight dollars & ninety-nine cents.
Sarah: I have a pen (presents pen). And I have paper (presents paper).
Brittany: Look at her teeth!! How unfortunate.
Chris: Skort. (gay dancer)
Sarah: That's what happens when you get old. You start skeeting foam.
Sarah: I have to go home and use my toy every time I see him.
Sarah: I'm so not in the mood for penis rubbing tonight.
Amy: Did you know Hurricane Katrina is Hurricane Katrina?
Joy: I'm always wet.
Jewls: If my asshole could speak, it just said the alphabet.
Jewls: I'll give your kids acid when they're old enough.
Jewls: I don't know what shit tastes like, but I think I just tasted it.
Kelly: This beer smells bad.
Brittany: Maybe its your finger.
Sarah: Enough with the gay fucking slow songs. Enough.
Brittany: Some people don't belong on the quote board.
Todd: I have a picture of his ass.
Jay: All I'm saying, Brittany, is you remind me of a schoolgirl and I strive to be your valedictorian.
Joy: Jim, you're going to have to clean this seat when I get up.
Not quite a quote from Brittany's inner thoughts: Drink & Poop Olympic event.
Brittany: It's going to be another creamy one.
Sarah: I heard she likes it in the ear.
Colin: Her name is short bus.
Colin: Another story about masturbation and field trips...
Brittany: Did you hear about when we were tailgating at Chili's pre-Mullet Festival?
Jewls to Brittany: When I first met you, he was in jail.
Sarah: I have made so many good decisions and so many bad decisions in this bar.
Joy: Excuse me. Your armpit is on my hair.
Julia-Gulia: I think I'm in heat - I'm on the prowl.
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many have been excluded!!
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