People Actually Say This Shit

I am always amazed at the words that come out of people's mouths - mine included. We have our "Quotes from the Archives" which will be a list of our older quotes - we will update this list as we find more napkins, coasters & tabs with our scribbles. This post will include more recent quotes - enjoy!

Angie - "You have to get your fingers messy if you want to get a little juice."

David (Big City) - "I think I need to have a drive-by tooting."

Big Jim (BigCity) - "You are supposed to slide down the pole. It's part of the show!"

Brittany - "His family is a banjo dipped in creole sauce."

Sarah - "One time at the HB Sacco had a harem of kilt wearing, fur toting hoes at the table next to him."

Jaimey - "There's a lot of head at the top."
Brittany - "Don't worry - it'll go down."

Sacco (said while mimicking quotations with fingers) - "Brittany with her rules. Monogomy...Only date me."

Brittany (to Sarah) - "Copious? What are you fucking Webster or something?"

Brittany (to Sarah) - "He (Sacco) didn't reposition his meat like we did."

Joy - "Just sit on a stuffed animal - it feels the same."

Sacco - "It doesn't count if you stick your tongue in the hole."

Sacco (to Brittany in regards to her friendship with Jaimey & Sarah) - "You can soil it. They love you."

Sacco - "If I get full I would rather it be in the butt end."

Sacco- "Does this thing come with 1 olive?" (Brittany & Sarah giggling hysterically) Jaimey - "Can I try your olive?" Sacco - "Have the whole thing. I'm CTRL-ALT-DEL'ing this thing."

Stephen (Birthday Boy at Howl) - "If I elbow you in the left titty again (to Sparky) let me know & I will give you some money."

Terri - "I was drinking coffee this morning and I didn't have any pants on."

Bully - "BUCKET DOWN!"

Brittany (to Chris) - "Just lick it and see if you like it - then you can dip it."